Boys r so easy to make cum. Stupid simple creatures. I want to kill you all
my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”
are pringles flammable?
i guess they are
I admire tumblr’s dedication to science.
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again